Phew. We were one Napoli swing away from "Cardinals staff is better than you think" articles.
Also, Joe Torre is thinking about banning beer in all clubhouses. This is insane. Oh it's not insane that they are thinking about doing it. Sure it's an overreaction that infantilizes grown men, but this is sports- they do that all the time. No, it's insane because it's not a DUI or a death that causes this issue to reach a head, it's because THE RED SOX MISSED THE PLAYOFFS.
"Step out of the vehicle, sir."
"What's going on, officer? What did I blow?"
"A nine-game lead for the Wild Card, sir".